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I’m not sure how on earth this just happened, but breaking news out of Chicago is reporting that R&B singer R. Kelly was just found not guilty this afternoon on all charges of Child Pornography.
For the past 6 1/2 years, this saga has played out in front the world regarding if R Kelly, did or did not have sex with and urinate on a 14-year-old girl while filming it. Despite overwhelming evidence of his guilt–including a raunchy video that many Americans have seen, jurors found Kelly not guilty.
For more on the story, go here.
It’s crazy to think after all of this time, R Kelly got acquitted but that’s America for you. Money talks and bullshit runs a marathon.