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Mitt Romney has a square jaw and looks good on camera, but he has the real-life charisma of a bucket of hammers. It’s like he chopped up and snorted a pile of Al Gore before his speech at Freedom Tower yesterday.
Still, his uncanny resemblance to Sesame Street hero Guy Smiley may carry him through to a GOP victory. Yesterday, we got the chance to tell him so, ask about his teeth, and document an encounter between a couple of his supporters and some Occupy Miami protestors.
Check out the video after the jump.
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