Friday Food Funnies

This week: Vegetables

Vegetables are a must on a diet.  I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.  ~Garfield (Jim Davis)

Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.  ~Fran Lebowitz

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.  ~Doug Larson

Vegetables are something God invented to let women get even with their children. ~P.J. Rourke

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  ~Mark Twain

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.  ~Will Rogers

You are what you eat.  For example, if you eat garlic you’re apt to be a hermit.  ~Franklin P. Jones

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.  ~Fran Lebowitz