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DJ Khaled has apparently been involved in a Jet Ski accident near his house. How do we know? He posted it on Instagram.
“Jump in the water, try to move the ski out the tree,” he says in the video post. “I cut myself.”
According to the video, the rap mogul got his personal watercraft stuck in a tree while taking it out for a ride and then cut himself on some branches. Blood can be seen running down his leg, although he otherwise seems fine. He even used the occasion to dispense some worldly advice.
“The key is don’t panic. This ain’t no joke, team. I ain’t panicking, I just gotta figure it out. In life, there’s roadblocks. I’m stuck in a tree in the ocean.”
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DJ Khaled has apparently been involved in a Jet Ski accident near his house. How do we know about it? He posted it on Instagram.
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“Jump in the water, try to move the ski out the tree,” he says in the video post, “I cut myself.”
Judging from the video, the rap mogul apparently got his personal watercraft stuck in a tree while taking it out on the ocean, then cut himself on the branches. Blood can be seen running down his leg, although he otherwise seems fine. He even used the occasion to dispense some worldly advice.
“The key is don’t panic. This ain’t no joke, team. I ain’t panicking, I just gotta figure it out. In life, there’s roadblocks. I’m stuck in a tree in the ocean.”
Here’s hoping you’re okay, Khaled. Please never change.
DJ Khaled has apparently been involved in a jetski accident outside his house. How do we know about it? He posted it on Instagram.
“Jump in the water, try to move the ski out the tree,” he says in the video post, “I cut myself.”
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Judging from the video, the rap mogul apparently got his jet ski stuck in a tree while taking it out on the ocean and cut himself on the branches. Blood can be seen running down his leg, although he otherwise seems fine. He even used the occasion to dispense some worldly advice.
“The key is don’t panic. This ain’t no joke team, I ain’t panicking, I just gotta figure it out. In life, there’s roadblocks. I’m stuck in a tree in the ocean.”
Here’s hoping you’re okay, Khaled. Please never change.
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Douglas Markowitz has covered art and music in South Florida for nearly a decade, with stories published by Resident Advisor, the Miami Herald, the Sun Sentinel, Artburst, Burnaway, and principally the Miami New Times, where he interned in 2017. In 2023 he was named a finalist for the Knight-Esserman Journalism Award. He is a University of North Florida graduate and former culture editor at the Phoenix New Times.
