Peeping’s the Bomb

Jimmy! Come here right this second, young man! Do you want to explain these sumptuously erotic watercolors we found hidden under your mattress? Do you realize that self-abuse can make you go blind? And why are you hiding them when, as a family, we could all just head over to the World Erotic Art Museum this Monday to see the “Watercolors: English and American” exhibit?

Of course, no one under 18 is admitted, so your little sister can’t go, but that shouldn’t stop the rest of us from seeing the incredible work of Sylvie Jones, the London artist responsible for a series of watercolors based on the seven deadly sins, in addition to the work of several other contemporary artists. Tickets cost only $15, and we can go anytime between 11 a.m. and 10 p.m. Call 305-532-9336 or visit weam.com and get us tickets.

Now can we talk about these Mario Lopez photos we found in your bathroom?

Mon., Sept. 21, 11 a.m., 2009