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In order to familiarize you with the insanity that’ll go down during Electric Boombox at Jazid this Saturday, we will attempt a literary mashup of sorts: I want the money, the money and the clothes, the cars and the hos! Can’t read my poker face?
Have you ever been to Electric Ladyland? Have you seen the Buddha? The club will have two levels: Downstairs, there will be a Cuban-fusion jazz band, followed by a hip-hop duo and then a rock group. Upstairs, there will be electro-house music blaring so loud the barstools will vibrate. A man walking down the dark staircase will yell, “Eating pussy saved my life!” at the top of his lungs. And everyone will applaud as they follow him onto the dance floor. This is South Beach, homey. Boom, boom, boom. Gotta get that boom, boom, boom
Sat., Jan. 23, 10 p.m., 2010
