When the Canoe Is Rockin’

It’s Valentine’s Day in Miami and you wanna do the wild thing like a wild thing. Tell your girl to grab your paddle ’cause you’re about to get her hot and wet. Have her bring extra shoes, a change of clothes, and a towel — things could get messy. Also...
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It’s Valentine’s Day in Miami and you wanna do the wild thing like a wild thing. Tell your girl to grab your paddle ’cause you’re about to get her hot and wet. Have her bring extra shoes, a change of clothes, and a towel — things could get messy. Also tell her that at the end of the night, you’re gonna put something hot and gooey in her mouth. Today should be like a dream, and do it on a sunset paddle with your sweetie at Bill Sadowski Park. Join the Eco Adventures crew for a Valentine’s Day Canoe and Campfire.

After she rows your boat, cuddle by the fire with your own picnic, enjoy star viewing with Southern Cross, and then feed each other s’mores while you look for a nice, secluded bush to hide behind and let nature take its course.

Sat., Feb. 14, 4:30-8:30 p.m., 2009

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