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Destiny’s Child’s fast slow-jam “Cater 2 U” might as well be an answer to the Ying Yang Twins’ pussy-beating “Wait.” Except instead of retaliating, the formerly independent women roll over, playing submissive bottoms to the Twins’ enthusiastic tops. Beyoncé even says her life would be “purposeless” without her man. They’re allowed hyperbole, so we won’t spank ’em for this one. They’d probably enjoy it too much anyway. — Rich Juzwiak