Top 10 Worst Fart-Producing Foods
Farts stink, they certainly do,
the more that you smell em', the worser for you,
the more you release em', the better you feel,
so be sure to fart after every meal.
Here's our Top 10 list of the worst fart producing foods on the planet.
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10. French Food
Sure the French gave us the Statue of Liberty, but that doesn't mean they don't secretly hate America.
All those sauces on the plate may end up sauces in your pants.
Cheesy French onion soup, steak and fries, mushrooms, frog legs, fatty duck, goose liver, butter snails, tripe a la mode...Never take a date to a French restaurant unless they really like your ass.
9. Smoked Oysters In A Can
First of all, these are canned in cottonseed oil, an industrially produced food type product valued for its cheapness that can also be found in mayonnaise and crisco.
In many cases, the oysters are farm raised, which sounds nice, but is ugly when it comes to the amount of oyster shit they're swimming in. Welcome to fart city.
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