If Paul Revere rode into town this week, he'd be yelling, "The celebrities are coming!" Thanks to the Super Bowl, our fine city is about to become supersaturated with the rich and famous. This weekend's Hotel 944 party at the $170 million, recently renovated Eden Roc Renaissance Resort (4525 Collins Ave., Miami Beach) will kick off this Thursday at 9 p.m. with a charity event hosted by Nick Lachey and NASCAR's Jimmie Johnson, complete with a cameo performance by Snoop Dogg. Upstairs in the penthouse suite, techno mainstay Paul Oakenfold will man the turntables until 1 a.m.
The party continues through the weekend, with performances by Wyclef Jean and Kid Sister as well as a celebrity poker tournament with Russell Simmons. You can hang poolside for $20, but it'll cost you $350 to attend the nightly events and $700 to gain access to the über-luxe penthouse suite, where even the toilet paper is diamond-encrusted.
Thu., Feb. 4, 9 p.m., 2010