Critical Mass Miami's rampant success speaks for itself, but this is Miami, so things tend not to register until there's some bold-face names involved. Well, on Friday night Miami Heat superstar Dwyane Wade and his Hollywood boo Gabrielle Union joined the bike activist ride, which obviously now means that Critical Mass is officially the hottest place to be on the last Friday of every month.
You didn't think that Wade would let LeBron hog all the bike cool points to himself, would you?
Wade posted a photo of him and Gabby at the event on his Instagram.
Yes, Dwyane Wade takes part in bike activist events and posts photos on his Instagram. If only he was riding a fixie we'd have to declare him the biggest hipster in the NBA.
Union also posted a photo at the event, and declared it "THE MOST FUN IN MIAIM!" Yes, in all caps, so you know that enthusiasm is genuine.
Now, before you accuse D-Dwade and Gabby of crashing in on some fad, Wade posted a picture on Saturday of the pair in a bike shop with the caption "We bout that life."
So there you have it. Critical Mass is the hottest even in Miami, and Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union are the most perfect couple ever. But you probably already knew both things.
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