The 10 Best Places to Get Stoned in Miami

Sometimes you just want to get stoned and rot on your couch as you stream an hours-long marathon of your favorite TV series. But at other times, when that weed really hits, it calls for a more stimulating activity to maximize the high.

From trippy museums to expansive recreational spots and immersive visual activations, Miami could rightfully be considered a stoner's playground. Watching a laser light show at the planetarium or hitting up Hobie Island while stoned are Miami rites of passage, while newer attractions like Superblue and Rooftop Cinema Club have also entered the pothead pantheon. Here, in alphabetical order, are Miami venues New Times has deemed worthy of visiting while stoned.

Editor's note: While New Times is recommending these places, recreational marijuana remains illegal in Florida, and sparking up in public is frowned upon. It's best to be discreet or consume before you visit these locations.

Hobie Island Beach Park

Rickenbacker Causeway, Miami

Generally, in Miami, everyone's favorite spot to enjoy a joint or head over once the edibles hit is the beach. The mixture of the ocean sounds, a bit of sunlight, and speakers blasting tunes makes for a good time. But avoid the chaos of South Beach or the family-friendly spots like Crandon Park and opt for the low-key Hobie Island Beach Park (AKA Windsurfer Beach). It's the first beach you'll come upon once you're on the Rickenbacker Causeway, and the sunset views and vibes are immaculate. It's cozy and calm, which makes it no surprise that it's a local favorite. There's also an assortment of food trucks that like to park themselves nearby in case you start getting hungry.

Julia & Henry's

200 E. Flagler St., Miami
786-703-2126
juliaandhenrys.com
Once those munchies start kicking in, there is no better place to show up than Julia & Henry's, the food hall in downtown Miami. With more than 25 eateries spread across three floors, it's the go-to spot for any craving. The food variety includes burgers, ramen, arepas, French crepes, and ice cream. There are also craft beer, wine, and spritz bars if you want a real adventure.

Lagniappe

3425 NE Second Ave., Miami
305-576-0108
lagniappehouse.com
Edgewater wine bar Lagniappe has the optimal outdoor patio setup for those "meaning of life" conversations with all your friends. You can also listen to the groovy jazz music that fills the main room any night of the week, or have some cheese and meats you only know of because you watched all of The Sopranos.

Maurice A. Ferré Park

1075 Biscayne Blvd., Miami
305-358-7550
bayfrontparkmiami.com
Sometimes, you just want to take it easy and take a stoned stroll through the park. Maurice A. Ferré Park offers that and more. It's a gorgeous, breezy space with magnificent city views on one side and Biscayne Bay on the other. There are also the sculptures, including the Dogs and Cats Walkway Sculpture Gardens, which aren't terribly exciting or interesting — but that's what the weed is for.

Miami Sound Bar

123 SE Second Ave., Miami
786-809-0900
miamisound.bar
One of the city's more intimate and chill options is Miami Sound Bar, a groovy hidden gem in downtown Miami. Some of Miami's finest DJs come here to spin on vinyl all the time to create a soulful atmosphere for you to relax and lose yourself to the music. Run your fingers over the soft, red suede seats and couches over and over. If you're up for crossfading, plenty of delicious cocktails are available. The Brooklyn-style pizza shop next door is the perfect place to hit to satisfy those late-night cravings.

Pérez Art Museum Miami

1103 Biscayne Blvd., Miami
305-375-3000
pamm.org
Look at some of Miami's finest contemporary art — after you spark up, of course. Along with its permanent collection, PAMM has a continuous rotation of exhibits seemingly curated for enjoying while feeling hazy. Like most museums, it also regularly presents immersive art installations that tickle all the senses. You can also enjoy the waterfront terrace with a great view of Government Cut.

Planetarium at the Phillip & Patricia Frost Museum of Science

1101 Biscayne Blvd., Miami
305-434-9600
frostscience.org
The only place to go when you're high is outer space, and the Frost Science Museum's planetarium is a stoner's playground. Lose yourself in all the stars and nebulas, projected using the venue's 16-million-color, 8K projector. The 23.5-degree tilted, 67-foot-long dome screen makes everything feel closer than ever. The planetarium also hosts laser shows — the original stoner experience — with music from Led Zeppelin, Bad Bunny, the Rolling Stones, and Taylor Swift.

Puttshack

701 S. Miami Ave., Miami
786-233-7888
puttshack.com
Minigolf is generally fun, but minigolf when you're high is where the real magic is. In Brickell's City Centre, Putthack prides itself on having unique courses, games, and a solid food and drink menu. No one who goes to play minigolf is good at golf, so playing it high is even more fun. The venue is 18+ after 8 p.m., ensuring that you get to enjoy your high.

Rooftop Cinema Club South Beach

1212 Lincoln Rd., Sixth Level, Miami Beach
rooftopcinemaclubusa
What's more fun than being stoned at the movies? Being high and watching movies on a rooftop in Miami Beach. With mesmerizing city views, high-quality audio and video, and a full bar with concessions, there's plenty to see and do here. Rooftop Cinema Club screens everything from blockbuster movies to cult classics, so your hardest choice will be picking the movie.

Superblue

1101 NW 23rd St., Miami
786-697-3405
superblue.com
Superblue is a giant, immersive art experience spanning more than 50,000 square feet in Allapattah. Blow your stoned mind with wall-to-wall moving art by artists such as JR, James Turrell, Es Devlin, and Rafael Lozano-Hemmer. There are entire digital worlds made to captivate you and make for one hell of a trip. As you're high out of your mind, engage with all the sensory art and interactive spaces. Just don't get paranoid at the biometric art that follows the beat of your heart.