Orenthal James Simpson — the 70-year-old former Buffalo Bills running back turned crazy criminal — may soon be among us… again. On Thursday, a parole board decided that after nine years of a 33-year sentence, the Juice had served enough time for a Las Vegas hotel heist. So as soon as October, just when the weather starts getting good, he may return to the Magic City. But since his $1.3 million Kendall mansion is in foreclosure, he might get stuck renting in Miami's high-priced market
. (Or maybe go to Tampa, where two of his kids live.
) To help him find a way to pay that pricey rent, New Times
offers these employment suggestions.