Miami-based porn star Capri Anderson had the misfortune of meeting perennial moron Charlie Sheen and a mound of cocaine. Sheen was discovered trying to bust down a hotel bathroom door to get at Anderson, whom he accused of stealing his watch.
Each year, New Times puts together a list of the sketchiest politicians and unholiest celebrities and weirdest human beings to call the Magic City home. So who made the filthy cut this year? Illustrations by Derf.
During Miami's recent cold spell, a state-contracted python hunter Ryan Ausburn foraged for cold-stunned iguanas and then prepared them for preservation, upcycling,…