If you're like any sane person in this universe, bacon is one of your favorite foods.
In fact, society has become so fixated on the bacon craze that we fret over a "baconpocalypse" and other general bacon shortages. We put bacon on everything. We fashion costumes out of it. We put our dogs in costumes made of it. We make bouquets and centerpieces out of it. We charge extra for it. Um, it's just bacon, right?
It's just bacon. Its deliciousness garners every bit of attention from the world, and a world without it -- well, we shudder at the thought.
Miami knows its fair share of bacon dishes, and though the decision was painstakingly tough (for there are so many noteworthy options), we've narrowed the list to the top five.
Cue the baconpalooza.