Top 10 Most Hated Popular American Candies

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10. Chocolate Skittles

Web Hate: "Like being mouth raped by candy."

Reasoning: Americans don't like our chocolate gummy.

Final Thought: In 20 years a sealed bag of these will be worth a lot of money.

9. Sour Nerds

Web Hate: "I got a huge cancer sore on my tongue from these, I hate them!"

Reasoning: People have certain expectations of Nerds built up over years of loyal consumption, "cancer sores" are not one of them.

Final Thought: Sour food is awesome. Only wimps cry about candy, and if Snoop co-signs them, we do too.



8. Good & Plenty

Web Hate: "How is it that these wretched little pellets are not yet extinct?"

Reasoning: Black licorice flavor has only friends and foes, no fencewalkers.

Final Thought: Deservedly hated. These pink and white devil bombs look like medicine.





7. Raisinets

Web Hate: "Chocolate-covered raisins? Yuck!! (Some things just don't taste good together!)"

Reasoning: They look like rabbit turds.

Final Thought: The middle circle for a venn diagram of yuppies and hippies.

6. Bit-O-Honey

Web Hate: "Bit o Honey is an evil scheme to remove your teeth before you are finished using them"

Reasoning: They taste like they were invented in 1924 because they were.

Final Thought: Dose with acid and pass around at next office party.

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