10. Chocolate Skittles
Web Hate: "Like being mouth raped by candy."
Reasoning: Americans don't like our chocolate gummy.
Final Thought: In 20 years a sealed bag of these will be worth a lot of money.
9. Sour Nerds
Web Hate: "I got a huge cancer sore on my tongue from these, I hate them!"
Reasoning: People have certain expectations of Nerds built up over years of loyal consumption, "cancer sores" are not one of them.
Final Thought: Sour food is awesome. Only wimps cry about candy, and if Snoop co-signs them, we do too.
8. Good & Plenty
Web Hate: "How is it that these wretched little pellets are not yet extinct?"
Reasoning: Black licorice flavor has only friends and foes, no fencewalkers.
Final Thought: Deservedly hated. These pink and white devil bombs look like medicine.
Web Hate: "Chocolate-covered raisins? Yuck!! (Some things just don't taste good together!)"
Reasoning: They look like rabbit turds.
Final Thought: The middle circle for a venn diagram of yuppies and hippies.
Web Hate: "Bit o Honey is an evil scheme to remove your teeth before you are finished using them"
Reasoning: They taste like they were invented in 1924 because they were.
Final Thought: Dose with acid and pass around at next office party.