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Tiger Woods Gets Attacked by Hot Dog

In the past few years, we've all heard numerous Tiger Woods wiener jokes. In fact, The Somewhere in Augusta sports bar has a special Tiger Woods Homewrecker hot dog (it's a foot-long, in case you were wondering).

But at the Frys.com Open yesterday, a man threw a hot dog at Woods as he was lining up a putt on the seventh green at CordeValle in San Martin, California.

The attacker ran onto the field, shouting "Tiger, Tiger", before hurling a hot dog at the golfer. He then laid down on the green with his hands behind his back, which made is easier for security to arrest him.

In a post-game interview, Tiger said Some guy just came running on the green, and he had a hot dog, and evidently ... I don't know how he tried to throw it, but I was kind of focusing on my putt when he started yelling."

Hmmm, maybe the guy served Tiger at a hot dog recently and was stiffed out of a tip. In any event, watch the hot dog toss here (courtesy of The Mirror and NBC):




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Laine Doss is the food and spirits editor for Miami New Times. She has been featured on Cooking Channel's Eat Street and Food Network's Great Food Truck Race. She won an Alternative Weekly award for her feature about what it's like to wait tables.
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