Short Order crawls the webs of cyberspace and stomps through the tricounty like a hungry elephant looking for the best local content to serve you, the loyal reader. You are loyal, aren't you? Aren't you!? Don't make us chase you off the page with an electric bread knife. Read on to find out what we found out since Monday...
- We put pussy on a pedestal to tell you about tacos.
- Food porn on deck at nationally renowned Pascal's on Ponce.
- Jews and Gentiles, rejoice! Click for sweet, sweet religion.
- Get it "as hot as you like it" in Palm Beach County.
- Daily Dingers at organic eco-friendly pizza joint in North Miami Beach.
- Get Stoopid, but don't drive, with the Short Order Beer of the Week.
- Get yourself and the family something fishy down south.