Holidays

Ten Foods To Make You Frisky For Valentine's Day: Chocolate to Chiles to Truffles

Valentine's Day is just three days away and while some of us may be concerned with making dinner reservations, having flowers delivered, and finding the perfect gift, others just want to get their 305 freak on.

Why blame them? Valentine's Day is nothing but a deceptive, albeit clever, marketing ploy created to increase consumerism. Of course, you're way too clever to fall for that, so you mask your true agenda as you outwardly go through the motions. You've got a date, you made dinner reservations, you even bought a new outfit - because you want to get laid - #realtalk.

We're here to help. Below is a list of ten foods designed to really get that blood pumping and ensure that your Valentine's Day date culminates in a happy ending.

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