Holidays

Sandra Lee's Ten Most Epic Holiday Fails

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6. Sandra's Lush Lagoon

This Grinch-colored drink recipe calls for kiwi fruit, two shots of vodka, then one shot of vodka, then one shot of vodka, then one shot of melon liqueur. Shake, drink, and wake up with a face tattoo in a bathtub in Thailand. Merry Grinchmas.



5. Aunt Sandy's Silent Night

We finally figured out why this cheap piƱa colada copy is called a Silent Night: At Aunt Sandy's, no one can hear you scream.

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Laine Doss is the food and spirits editor for Miami New Times. She has been featured on Cooking Channel's Eat Street and Food Network's Great Food Truck Race. She won an Alternative Weekly award for her feature about what it's like to wait tables.
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