Sandra Lee's Ten Most Epic Holiday Fails

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8. Candy Tree

Wow! How f**king lazy do you have to be to pin Life Savers onto a piece of Styrofoam and call it a decoration? We call it stupid. And dangerous. (Can you imagine a bunch of kids swallowing the pins? We smell a lawsuit.)

7. Candied Yam Soufflé

Soufflé? What would this peroxide princess of prepackaged crap know about soufflé? Not much when the recipe calls for dumping a can of yams into a bowl, mashing them, and topping them with marshmallow fluff.

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Laine Doss is the food and spirits editor for Miami New Times. She has been featured on Cooking Channel's Eat Street and Food Network's Great Food Truck Race. She won an Alternative Weekly award for her feature about what it's like to wait tables.
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