​Did you know that last Wednesday was National Sandwich Day? I did, but didn't tell anyone.

This week is National Pasta Week. No, wait -- I think that might have been last week. This month is definitely National Sticky Peanut Butter Month. And possibly Boysenberry Jam Month too.

So the question is:

If National Cupcake Day falls in the middle of National Chicken Nuggets Week, which itself takes place during National Kidney Bean Month, would one eat a chicken nuggets-kidney bean cupcake to celebrate? A nuggets-and-cupcake bean stew? Or a cupcake-kidney bean-chicken nugget sauté?

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