Neighborhood Bar Check-Off List for Little Hoolie's

Aging cover band? Check. Blue Collar Betties dancing to "Hit Me With Your Best Shot?" Check. Guys in Hawaiian Shirts chugging Bud Light? Check, check. Said guys in Hawaiian shirts hitting on Blue Collar Betties? Check again. Spicy chicken wings on a table somewhere? Check. Two for one drink specials?...

By Natalie O'Neill

April 21, 2009

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Aging cover band? Check. Blue Collar Betties dancing to "Hit Me With Your Best Shot?" Check. Guys in Hawaiian Shirts chugging Bud Light? Check, check. Said guys in Hawaiian shirts hitting on Blue Collar Betties? Check again. Spicy chicken wings on a table somewhere? Check. Two for one drink specials? Check, hiccup, check. Three dollar Margarita? Buuuurp, check. Drunk construction worker making awkward advances? Check..yourself. Overworked waitress with uncanny stripper-like qualities? Check please. Sixty ounce pitcher of beer for $9? Nice check.

Little Hoolie's Sports Bar and Grill:13135 SW 89th Pl Miami, FL 33176 - (305) 252-9155

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