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Another Biscayne Boulevard casualty: Luna Corner Pizza just couldn't turn the corner and has closed its tawdry little doors for the last time. Poor product, petty owners, and soporific promotions by humorless schoolmarms were just a few of the problems associated with this fiasco -- along, of course, with lack of customers.