Lady Gaga's A Very Gaga Thanksgiving: Ten Celebrities That Should Never Do a Holiday Show

Lady Gaga just announced her new holiday special, A Very Gaga Thanksgiving. The show will air on ABC on Thanksgiving day, November 24, and will feature Tony Bennett and Katie Couric. If that's not bizarre enough, Gaga is set to perform "White Christmas" and chef Art Smith will also drop in to share some recipes including

his holiday classic, deep-fried turkey and waffles.

To be honest, we're totally tuning in to this special (it sure beats the Osmond Family), but we couldn't help but put together a list of celebrities that we'd love to see do a holiday special.

Santa, if you're reading this, forget the sled and the Easy Bake Oven, we want to see holiday specials from these celebrities:

Charlie's been laying low for a while, so it's time he made a comeback. What better way than with A Very Warlock Christmas?

In the show, Sheen can rise from the proverbial ashes that the

now-losing Two and a Half Men reduced him to and make merry with his

goddesses. Oh, and Charlie? Frosty the Snowman is the name of a beloved

children's story, not the name of a coke dealer in the valley. Winning!

Michael Vick

Vick would make a great choice for a holiday special.

America loves a comeback story and who better than Vick? He went from

star quarterback to convicted felon to star quarterback again. We can't

wait to see Vick's duet of "Jingle Bells" with those famous barking dogs.

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

We think we've got a real shot enticing this

pint-sized celeb into hosting a Christmas special along with the rest of

the cast of Jersey Shore. Just imagine the fun skits where Snooki

gets a job at Santa's Toy Factory and gets caught smushing with the

elves. We'll hang onto every word of Snooki's recipe corner, where the

diminutive diva shows us how to make Jell-O shots for family and friends. And we'll get a tear as she sings the holiday classic, "All I Want For

Christmas is A Gorilla Juice Head Guido."

Twilight

Since Bella and Edward are finally tying the knot (and

having an undead child), we think its time for a Twilight Christmas. We

think the Cullen clan sets the perfect example of what the holidays

represent: a time when vampire, werewolf and human can overlook their

centuries-long hatred and come together for one evening.

The Sopranos

We all miss Tony, Carmela and the gang, so in the grand

tradition of television families, we're campaigning for a Soprano's

Family Christmas.  We can't wait to watch the family feast on gabbagool,

roast peppers, and Chanti, courtesy of sponsor Satriele's Pork Shop

and Teamster's Union Local 39. We're especially looking forward to

Tony's interpretation of A Christmas Carol, where he's visited by three

ghosts: Big Pussy, Christopher, and his Ma!

Tiger Woods

Thanksgiving and Tiger Woods just go together. After all,

it was Thanksgiving night, 2009 when Tiger Woods rammed his car into a

fire hydrant, a tree, and a hedge outside his Orlando home and crashed

both his Escalade and his marriage. A holiday special is just what Tiger

needs to regain his wholesome image with big-name sponsors like Nike.

Even though Woods claims he's a Buddhist, we don't think he follows it

that closely. After all, we never heard of the Dalai Lama banging the

waitress at IHOP.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta

There's some real talent in this

group of women and we think they'd come up with one awesome Christmas

special. Just look at the cast: Kandi is a singer/songwriter, Nene is

an ex-stripper, and Kim's breasts are as real as Santa Claus! This is

one party we won't be tardy for!

Marilyn Manson

While some mom groups claim Manson is responsible for

their teen's behavior, we see things differently. Hidden somewhere

between those weird f**king eyes that haunt us in our dreams, there's a

shy young man who loves magical reindeer. Besides, Manson's songs like "Antichrist Superstar" and the cover Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus" are just crying out to be the new Christmas classics.

Fidel Castro

We admit this might be a stretch, but work with us on

this one. Though communists don't generally like religious holidays,

we've got a winter festival that's perfect for Castro: Festivus! The

holiday celebrated by Seinfeld's George Costanza comes to Cuba with a

rollicking music-filled extravaganza as Fidel and Raul Castro celebrate

the people's holiday with special musical guests the Buena Vista Social

Club. Viva La Rudolph!

The Kardashians

Sure they're overexposed, but we'd love to see the

whole loving family dressed in white, singing outside some beautiful

chalet in Aspen ... oops sorry. We think E! already booked it.

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