No, B&BJ doesn't probably sell lots of whipped cream-topped adult milkshakes to the biker dudes and Jersey Shore/Ed Hardy-wearin' wannabes when they stroll without their bitches, but you can imagine how sexy it would be to share one of these with a silicone-enhanced partner of the opposite sex. Heck, it would probably be hot watching two lesbians take care of one of these, too, even if one of 'em has more facial hair than your grandpa.
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grenadine or maraschino cherry juice around the inside of a 14-ounce
ice cream shake glass, then add blended shake made of remaining
ingredients. Garnish with whipped cream and a cherry. Add two straws
and suck it down with your sweetheart, old school-style.