A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says, "What can I do for you?" The duck says, "Get this man out of my ass!"
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One said to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
Grasshopper walks into a bar. Barkeep says "We've got a drink named for you." Grasshopper says "Why would anybody name a drink 'Irving'"?
What do old people taste like? Depends.
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Four Jewish women are sitting in a restaurant. The waiter comes by and asks, "Is anything alright?"