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Friday Food Funnies

No theme this week -- just a random sampling.

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. ~Steven Wright

When I go to a restaurant, I always ask for a chicken and an egg to see which comes first. ~Unknown

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When a waiter asks me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. ~Andy Rooney

I think they should put a warning label on strawberries: 'Caution: tastes nothing like a strawberry milkshake'.  ~Ryan Kaplan

We have just received news that Betty Crocker has passed away. Funeral services will be held tomorrow at 3:50 for 25 to 30 minutes. ~Unknown

By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry'...  ~Gary Larson, The Far Side
 

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