This week: Food and family.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. ~Calvin Trillin
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. ~Buddy Hackett
You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make. ~Earl Wilson
You can tell how long a couple has been married by whether they are on their first, second or third bottle of Tabasco. ~Bruce Bye
He who eats alone chokes alone. ~Proverb