Friday Food Funnies

This week:Dieting

I bought a talking refrigerator that said "Oink" every time I opened the door.  It made me hungry for pork chops.  ~Marie Mott

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four -- unless there are three other people. ~Orson Welles

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. ~Jackie Gleason

I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.  ~Ed Bluestone

I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.  ~Erma Bombeck

My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.  ~Henny Youngman

You can't lose weight by talking about it.  You have to keep your mouth shut.  ~Author Unknown

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