With 2013 looming closer and New Year's resolutions dominating your drunken conversations, you're bound to start hearing blasphemous phrases like, "I'm going to stop drinking." Can someone get this guy a shot? He seems to have lost his mind.
About a quarter of American adults formed New Year's resolutions at the end of the Great Depression, according to Wikipedia. By the start of the 21st century, about 40 percent did. The question is, who actually keeps them? Well we can't tell you that, but we can tell you some things that are too good to give up in 2013, so don't even bother trying.