Five Other Things Floridians Might Confuse a Taco For

Alex Rodriguez March 1, 2012 11:08AM

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In the past few months, we've noticed an alarming number of mistaken identity cases regarding tacos. Last October, Riptide told you about the drunk Florida man who handed over a taco when law enforcement asked him for identification. Yesterday, we told you about a man stabbing his passenger for mistaking a bag of harmonicas for a bag of tacos.

Clearly, the tacos in Florida are undergoing severe identity crises.

To further fuel this volcano of erupting mistaken identity taco cases, we've put together a list of five other things we Floridians may mistake for a taco.

Keep your hands off the buns and those soft shells, Florida, you'll be just fine.

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Alex Rodriguez