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Would somebody please explain to me those signs in restaurants that say, "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?" Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog or the blind person? ~Jerry Seinfeld We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food!...

By Lee Klein

January 29, 2010

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Would somebody please explain to me those signs in restaurants that say, "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?" Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog or the blind person? ~Jerry Seinfeld

We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to

food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in

Rwanda's got a fucking lactose intolerance?! ~Chris Rock

Can somebody explain to me why Pepsi and Coke advertise? Are we

missing something? Seriously, everyone in this room has drank enough

Pepsi and Coke in their lifetime they could piss it for a week. ~Lewis Black

McDonald's announced it's considering a more humane way of

slaughtering its animals. Right now, their method is to fatten them up

and then kill them. You know -- the same thing they do to their

customers. ~Jay Leno

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