FFF: Barry, Bombeck, Seinfeld & Black

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. ~Erma Bombeck

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.~Dave Barry

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken.
~Lewis Black

Isn't it weird that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby

cows? How did that happen? Did some cattleman once say, "Oh, man, I

can't wait 'til them calves are done so I can get me a hit of that

stuff"?~Jerry Seinfeld

There is a lot more juice in a grapefruit than meets the eye.~Anonymous

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