With New Year's Day only a few weeks away, weight problems are on everybody's mind. And, while normal folk have people who love, help, and support them through dietary lifestyle changes, most celebrities do not.
Michael Moore, known for his controversial documentaries as well as his
rugged good looks, is in Miami. Contrary to what he said in a Cultist
article earlier this year, he is not here working on a project, but
rather to shed
some weight at the Pritkin
Longevity Center and Spa in Doral. But in 2009, Moore dropped a
whopping 70 pounds! It is sad to see someone's self-image so distorted.
If he loses any more weight, he'll be able to share a closet with Mary
Kate Olsen. Don't do it Michael! We think you look fine just the way you
are. You make all the liberal girls swoon. Bale
With that in mind, we present to you Short Order's Weight Loss Intervention--a list of celebrities who need our help more than Michael Moore.
is obvious that Christian Bale has gained a significant amount of
weight since he starred in The Machinist. Specifically, over 60
pounds! Bale just began piling on the pounds without realizing that he
was a pig headed towards slaughter. You can see his rotund frame in the
picture on the right. But this yo-yo dieter has just lost 40 of those
pounds--as you can see in his new film The Fighter with Mark
Wahlberg. He needs to join an Overeaters Anonymous group to make sure he
stays on track to regain his former, svelte frame. Keep it up,