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Real Genius: The Bacon Fatty Melt

Adam Kuban Every once in a while, someone comes along that pushes boundaries, that doesn't let words like "no" or "impossible" cross their lips. A Hamburger Today's Adam Kuban is one such pioneer. When they said creating the ultimate bacon sandwich couldn't be done, he didn't budge. No, he ventured...
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Adam Kuban

Every once in a while, someone comes along that pushes boundaries, that doesn't let words like "no" or "impossible" cross their lips. A Hamburger Today's Adam Kuban is one such pioneer. When they said creating the ultimate bacon sandwich couldn't be done, he didn't budge. No, he ventured into the unknown, with little regard for his own safety, and produced this: the bacon hamburger fatty melt. It's a bacon cheeseburger, who's delicious content is housed between two bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwiches. And I want one. I don't know what I'd do with it - eat it, I presume, but more likely build an altar an worship it like a Carpathian deity -- but I want one. (Note: Don't scroll down the page unless your heart is strong enough to see -- dun, dun, dun -- the DOUBLE BACON FATTY MELT. You've been warned)

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