New Times' Miami Web Awards is tonight, November 14, at Shots Miami in Wynwood -- and you're invited.
The event has all the drama and pathos of a typical awards show -- but without Miley Cyrus twerking, sticking out her unnaturally long tongue, and lighting up a blunt!
It all goes down from 7:30 to 10 p.m., and admission is free for everyone 21 and older. To get in on the fun, just RSVP online by 3 p.m.
Like all awards shows, there are plenty of photo ops for the iPhone paparazzi in all of us, with a step and repeat, courtesy of Los Palacios de los Jugos, and an exclusive hashtag #MiamiWebAwards.
Enjoy free food by Los Perros and Latin Burger and Taco, samples of red and white Apothic wine, and a vapor bar courtesy of Vapor Zone.
Shots Miami is providing web-appropriate shots available for purchase, including the Facebook Shot, the Re-Tweet, and the Insta-Buzz.
And, of course, there's the actual awards ceremony, which celebrates Miami's best online personalities, including two food-related categories:
Best Food Instagram User
Best Food Blog
So come out, have a nosh on us, and finally meet your favorite bloggers face-to-face!
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