Kiss My Cocktail: Pop My Cherry from Burger & Beer Joint

No, B&BJ doesn't probably sell lots of whipped cream-topped adult milkshakes to the biker dudes and Jersey Shore/Ed Hardy-wearin' wannabes when they stroll without their bitches, but you can imagine how sexy it would be to share one of these with a silicone-enhanced partner of the opposite sex. Heck, it...

By Riki Altman

February 12, 2010

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No, B&BJ doesn't probably sell lots of whipped cream-topped adult milkshakes to the biker dudes and Jersey Shore/Ed Hardy-wearin' wannabes when they stroll without their bitches, but you can imagine how sexy it would be to share one of these with a silicone-enhanced partner of the opposite sex. Heck, it would probably be hot watching two lesbians take care of one of these, too, even if one of 'em has more facial hair than your grandpa.

Pop My Cherry

4 scoops Edy's Grand Vanilla ice cream

4-6 maraschino cherries, plus juice

1 1/4 oz Southern Comfort

5 oz whole milk

Directions: Swirl

grenadine or maraschino cherry juice around the inside of a 14-ounce

ice cream shake glass, then add blended shake made of remaining

ingredients. Garnish with whipped cream and a cherry. Add two straws

and suck it down with your sweetheart, old school-style.

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