The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, that famous tube-meat shaped vehicle, is coming to Miami this week and the Hotdoggers who drive the beast want to "meat" you.
Hotdoggers, by the way, are the friendly, happy, lunchmeat-obsessed crew who drive the wienermobile all across this fair land. With names like Anggie Dog and Deli Eliot, we're pretty sure their parents sealed their fates at birth.
The wienermobile will be making several stops in Miami. "Ketchup" with
the mobile hot dog and take a tour of the wienermobile, play trivia and
bean bag toss for prizes, and snag one of those cool, collectible wiener
whistles (insert blow/wiener/whistle joke here).
Sadly,
you'll want to have a snack before your visit. The wienermobile may be
adorable, but it's not edible (nor do the hotdoggers serve any food).
Here's the schedule:
- Friday, October 26 (10 a.m. -to1 p.m.) Walmart (8400 Coral Way, Miami)
- Friday, October 26 (2 to 5 p.m.) Walmart Supercenter (8651 NW 13th Terrace, Doral)
- Saturday, October 27 (3:30 to 5:30 p.m.) Florida International University (11200 SW Eighth Street, Miami)
And if you "mustard" look for a job and you're outgoing, like to talk about processed foods all day, and can drive a questionably-shaped vehicle, the Oscar Mayer company is looking for a few good wieners college grads to become the next crop of "Hotdoggers". Click here for details.
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