Trailer for the Dolphin's Hard Knocks Season Looks Like Every Miami TV Show Opening Ever

The Miami Dolphins foray into reality TV is almost upon us as HBO's Hard Knocks premieres on August 7, and the premium channel released the first footage in the form of a trailer today. It looks ... just about like the opening montage of every single television series set in...

By Kyle Munzenrieder

July 19, 2012

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The Miami Dolphins foray into reality TV is almost upon us as HBO's Hard Knocks premieres on August 7, and the premium channel released the first footage in the form of a trailer today. It looks ... just about like the opening montage of every single television series set in Miami ever, except with a little bit more football.

Hard Knocks: Training Camp with the Miami Dolphins

Basically the message here is, "Look how pretty South Beach is! Oh, here's some shit about a football training camp actually happening in Davie, but look here's some bikini-clad asses!"

CBS Sports points out that it basically looks like the opening to CSI: Miami, except with football stuff inside of science stuff.

We kind of think it looks a lot more like the opening for Miami Vice:

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