Miami Social Cast Member Brings Us "The Wearable Towel"

So which cast member of Bravo's upcoming docu-soap Miami Social has the most embarrassing past? Hardy Hill, who did some softcore porn or Ariel Stein who's busy promoting the Wearable Towel?Stein's is vice-president of 20/20 Vision Management, based on Fisher Island, and we just got a press release from the...

By Kyle Munzenrieder

May 29, 2009

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So which cast member of Bravo's upcoming docu-soap Miami Social has the most embarrassing past? Hardy Hill, who did some softcore porn or Ariel Stein who's busy promoting the Wearable Towel?

Stein's is vice-president of 20/20 Vision Management, based on Fisher Island, and we just got a press release from the company touting the the towel with arm openings. Yes, it is a knock-off of the Slanket, Snuggie and various blankets with sleeves and the press release takes aim at these blankets. You see a be-sleeved blanket will never be able to compete with a toga-like towel, because... umm... the Snuggie only has two arm openings, and the Wearable Towel has not one, not two, but three, count 'em, three arm openings! Yeah, we have no idea.

Stein is so behind the wearable towel concept that he's even pimping it on his MySpace.

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