Don't start none, won't be none. Lance Stephenson, you picked the wrong dude, bruh.
LeBron James farted thunder and shit lightning all Memorial Day long on his way to a 32-point, ten-rebound, five-assist night that was full of King Cobra hissssssss and the perfect rebuke to Stephenson's talk before the game that LeBron's on-court chatter was a "sign of weakness." When LeBron is playing like this, there is no antivenin; you just go night-night. You should've let sleeping Cobras lie, Lance.
The Heat's 102-90 win leaves the team just one win shy of its fourth straight NBA finals. There were no signs of weaknesses this night from LeBron James -- just blood, so much Indiana Pacers blood on his hands. We are all weaknesses.
Detective Lance Stephenson Body Language McGee managed just a single free throw until late in the fourth quarter and finished with nine points. I'd love to say he was the Pacers' weakness this night -- it would fit nicely here -- but he plays with the waste receptacle known as Roy Hibbert, who scored as many points as your mom.
LeBron had himself a plethora all colors, shapes, and sizes of flying death machine moments, each pinching off a piece of the Pacers' soul and punting it into the Everglades in its own special way. Fall-away threes, coast-to-coast dunks, twisting corkscrew slams, whatever flavor you're in the mood for, LeBron had himself a Baskin-Robbins game, so you're good.
Hisssssssssssss.
LeBron's and-1 dunk at the end of the 1st half: https://t.co/ilOYic4iMS
— Team LeBron (@TeamLeBron_) May 27, 2014
Hissssssssssssssssssssssss.
LeBron James is merely superhuman. https://t.co/H3OOgqjB3B
— SB Nation GIF (@SBNationGIF) May 27, 2014
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Goodnight Indiana! https://t.co/UiuUHr2fIp
— SB Nation GIF (@SBNationGIF) May 27, 2014
The Heat takes a commanding 3-1 series lead back to Indiana, where Miami will look to end all of this nonsense and get back into the series that ends in a parade and double-decker buses. Only eight teams in the history of the NBA have ever come back from a 3-1 deficit, one of them being the Miami Heat in 1997 when the team came back to beat the New York Knicks.
Best of Angry LeBron in Game 4 ... (photos by Mike Ehrmann (left), Chris Trotman, Getty Images) #Heat #Pacers pic.twitter.com/eFyuL4fZCo
— Matt Porter (@mattyports) May 27, 2014
LEBRON FUCKEN JAMES COBRA DICK MVP THE KING
— Heatguy33 (@Shawn361xx) May 27, 2014
LETS GO !!!! pic.twitter.com/0TD6vZWor9
— Chance Kirby (@KirBeamer25) May 27, 2014
#ASignofWeakness pic.twitter.com/0lMLVcVz2l
— Josh Appel (@JoshAppel) May 27, 2014
— Bruh (@BlakePiffin) May 27, 2014
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/MgTrFxHv0O
— Ari (@yougotAri) May 27, 2014
Wow.. I didn't know people seriously called LeBron "cobra dick"
— João (@HughSpliffner) May 27, 2014
oh http://t.co/LPyu7T1LNe pic.twitter.com/zJ7rlYVYVv
— SB Nation (@SBNation) May 27, 2014
i love you, miami. pic.twitter.com/CTWHSdy9Y9
— lieutenant winslow (@lt_winslow) May 27, 2014
RT @Pacers OH NO! pic.twitter.com/UHMiEz0r3O
— Jordan⏙ (@jordub) May 27, 2014
THAT SHIT STANK, DONT IT @TheRealMikeEpps pic.twitter.com/7LXk9YFdri
— StephNotCurry (@HeyNowSteph) May 27, 2014
RT @DukeOfZamunda: Rings James pic.twitter.com/peq5mfgX4v
— ⚽ (@MoJizel) May 27, 2014
Good times. RT @netw3rk: Sign of wackness https://t.co/bjnzfCS43l
— Matt Porter (@mattyports) May 27, 2014
— fitz (@fitziest) May 27, 2014
great record RT @jordub: Ooooooooo
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— fitz (@fitziest) May 27, 2014
LeBron (32-10-5), coloca a los #Heat 3-1 en la eliminatoria (casi) sentenciando el pase a las Finales pic.twitter.com/6KHkb3kFSu
— NBA 305 (@NBA_305) May 27, 2014
LeBron James surpasses MJ for most 25+pts/5+reb/5+ast games in NBA playoff history: pic.twitter.com/enGxxUOq1x
— Beyond The Buzzer (@BeyondTheBuzzer) May 27, 2014
Photo: Miami Heat fans cheer on LeBron James during Game 4 against the Indiana Pacers (by @aldiazphoto): pic.twitter.com/ZMdoYuMULQ
— Miami Herald Sports (@HeraldSports) May 27, 2014
I LOVE IT:
Reporter: "How do you slow down LeBron James?"
Frank Vogel: "I mean, he's the best player in the world..."
Doesn't get any better
— Team LeBron™ (@LeBronsThrone) May 27, 2014
LeBron James Punches Reverse Dunk And-1 as Heat Take Game 4 http://t.co/ZlMrNp1Jho pic.twitter.com/GnnmhusND7
— Hoopmixtape.com (@Hoopmixtape) May 27, 2014
LeBron and D. Wade's reaction when they heard that Paul George said the Pacers "outplayed" the HEAT: pic.twitter.com/m3YVaMhNy6
— Team LeBron (@TeamLeBron_) May 27, 2014
George: "Looking at the stat sheet, we outplayed 'em."
LeBron: "We had 7 steals, 20 Pts off turnovers, that has nothing to do w/ FT line."
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) May 27, 2014
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