Meek, of course, has a nice safe Congress seat, which he could probably leave to his first-born son in his will, much like Meek scored the seat after his mother retired to become a lobbyist. This also means he has never actually had to run a real campaign. Banana Republican Francisco Alvarado dug up the expense reports from Meek's 2008 re-election. He spent $1,120 at Spirits Nightclub, $6,612 at the Ritz-Carlton Key Biscayne, and $2,875 at the Seminole Hard Rock Casino. He's been an above-average representative, but we hope Meek knows that running for Senate won't be the cakewalk that retaining his house seat has been.