In other words: If he were alive today, he probably would have hated all of the bullshit, racist Florida politicians quoting him today. And they likely would have despised him right back.
Of course, that hasn't stopped the state's most self-serving assholes from guiltlessly quoting King's tamest lines in an effort to pretend they don't spend every waking hour trying to jail black people and immigrants, deport the parents of small children for no reason, prevent ex-cons from voting, and take food stamps away from the nation's poorest people. For terrible politicians, January 15 is a day to rip King's tamest quotes out of context and pretend his calls for "freedom" mean freedom from, like, federal income taxes.
If New Times stands for anything, it's moral accountability. So every single one of the following people quoting King on his birthday today can go ahead and fuck off — nonviolently, of course.
Gov. Rick Scott
In addition to the obvious reasons King would have despised Scott — he's a white-collar criminal who stole billions of dollars in Medicaid funding for the poor and sick and then won the governorship by stoking outright xenophobia — he spends a not-insignificant amount of time denying former felons, mostly people of color, the right to vote. Voting rights might have been the thing King cared about most when it came to racial equality. Scott sits atop a vast voting-disenfranchisement machine that prevents one in five black Floridians from choosing their own politicians.Statement from Governor Rick Scott in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day: pic.twitter.com/djU5T0ip4h
— Rick Scott (@FLGovScott) January 15, 2018
Note that Scott chose a nebulous quote about "doing what's right," not King's 1957 "Give Us the Ballot" speech, in which he said the "denial of this sacred right is a tragic betrayal of the highest mandates of our democratic tradition. And so our most urgent request to the president of the United States and every member of Congress is to give us the right to vote."
King also once called injustices in health care either "inhuman" or "inhumane" (the historical record isn't 100 percent clear), which means he would have despised Scott's decision not to extend Medicaid to more people while in office. That also brings us to this guy:
Sen. Marco Rubio
Rubio happily voted to repeal Obamacare and for a tax bill that both distributed wealth upward and cut the legs out from beneath the country's already fragile and underfunded health-care system. (Rubio also let slip weeks ago that he and the GOP plan to tear apart the nation's social safety net.) King would have turned 89 today and still been out in the street protesting the passage of every one of Rubio's harebrained Obamacare-repeal packages.“if you hate your enemies, you have no way to redeem and to transform your enemies.” Dr. Martin Luther King November 17, 1957
— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) January 15, 2018
Sen. Bill Nelson
Remember that quote we mentioned a bit ago about how King hated "moderates"? The full quote, from his famous "Letter From a Birmingham Jail," is as follows:Today we celebrate the legacy and teachings of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. that live on to this day. Let’s honor his legacy by renewing our efforts to create a more just, tolerant, and compassionate society that he envisioned. #MLKDay pic.twitter.com/YxNXEfONGW
— Bill Nelson (@SenBillNelson) January 15, 2018
First, I must confess that over the last few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Council-er or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I can't agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically feels he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by the myth of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait until a "more convenient season."'Sup, Bill Nelson? Remember when you said it's not the right "time" to fight for single-payer health care?
Shallow understanding from people of goodwill is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will. Lukewarm acceptance is much more bewildering than outright rejection.
Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz
See above.I challenge my colleagues on both sides of the aisle to never respond to acts of bigotry with silence. Today and every day, we must honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. not just with our words, but with our deeds. pic.twitter.com/GkgswMBnzE
— D. Wasserman Schultz (@RepDWStweets) January 15, 2018
Rep. Carlos Curbelo
See above, Part 2. Is there any current "moderate" more paternalistic, didactic, and annoying than Curbelo? The Miami/Florida Keys representative has voted for pretty much every draconian health-care/tax proposal pitched this year while lecturing everyone on Twitter about how tolerant and "bipartisan" he is.Still today our nation’s conscience. Thank you Dr. King for inspiring so many to work for the fair and equal treatment of all people #MartinLutherKing pic.twitter.com/q9iE4Xgla5
— Carlos Curbelo (@carloslcurbelo) January 15, 2018
Rep. Mario Diaz-Balart
Diaz-Balart is invoking King's legacy while at the same time being literally too scared to speak out about Donald Trump's own racism, which he witnessed.Thanks to the NAACP of Collier County for hosting a wonderful celebration in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr! #MLKDay pic.twitter.com/F6444iyK5F
— Mario Diaz-Balart (@MarioDB) January 15, 2018
Florida House Speaker Richard Corcoran
Corcoran's entire proposal for the 2018 legislative session is based upon the idea that brown immigrants are terrifying and should be held indefinitely in detention centers or deported. Unlike most of the other people we've quoted above, this is just obvious, transparent racism as opposed to some coded, dog-whistle-y, class-struggle-based attack on the welfare state.Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. taught us many important lessons about justice, leadership, and faith. Today, it’s important to remember and appreciate the positive impact MLK had on American society. #MLK pic.twitter.com/3GrkrcJgI2
— Richard Corcoran (@richardcorcoran) January 15, 2018
Miami-Dade County Mayor Carlos Gimenez
Gimenez in January 2017 became the first big-city mayor in America to capitulate to Donald Trump's anti-immigrant "sanctuary city" crackdown. He ignored sit-ins, nonviolent protests, and a hunger strike in order to comply with Trump's order. Attorney General Jeff Sessions, a man who Coretta Scott King in 1986 said was diametrically opposed to everything her husband stood for, then visited Miami to praise Gimenez.
Over the past year, the Miami Herald reports, Gimenez's jails have turned over one immigrant per day to U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
Gubernatorial Candidates Adam Putnam and Ron DeSantis
Watch: Adam on what MLK means to Florida. pic.twitter.com/YSiWrT2qud
— Adam Putnam (@adamputnam) January 15, 2018
Either Adam Putnam, a Rick Scott crony, or Ron DeSantis, a Trump acolyte, will likely win the Florida governorship in 2018. They both hate immigrants and love capitalism — Putnam also transparently hates Colin Kaepernick's kneeling NFL protest, something we're pretty darn sure King would have cosigned, to say the least.Today we honor the life and legacy of a true American hero, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. His courage and commitment to equality transformed the United States. May we never forget the principles our country was founded on– liberty and justice for ALL. #MLKDay pic.twitter.com/EuDEl4bFBu
— Ron DeSantis (@RonDeSantisFL) January 15, 2018
Miami-Dade State Attorney Katherine Fernandez Rundle
Are we talking about the same Martin Luther King Jr. here? King stood for "respect for our laws"? Behave "accordingly as Dr. King preached"? Of all the bullshit statements here, this one might actually be the most egregiously incorrect one, and it comes from a Democrat no less. Of course, Rundle is not only a Democrat but also the county's state attorney, one of the people most responsible for putting poor black and brown Floridians in prison for small amounts of drugs. She's a central cog in a criminal justice system King despised and is best known for letting county police officers kill whomever they please, including the likely boiled-to-death Darren Rainey, with impunity.Dr. #MartinLutherKing,Jr. stood for peace, non-violence, equality, & respect for our laws. My office stands together with law enforcement during this important holiday weekend & we will prosecute those who break the law. We expect all to behave accordingly as Dr. King preached. https://t.co/s7oXXoSKPu
— Kathy Rundle (@KathyFndzRundle) January 14, 2018
Literally Any Police Department
He, uh, definitely hated you guys too.Today, we remember, and celebrate, the life and legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. #MLKDay pic.twitter.com/pxVKWHIV7a
— Miami-Dade Police (@MiamiDadePD) January 15, 2018