A Fcking Wbsite for Your Fcking Frecast

Local TV stations work with the wisdom that in South Florida, weather is bigger than sports. Which may very well be true, but we found a website that's going to make TV weathercasts obsolete: THE FUCKING WEATHER.What's the weather here at New Times HQ? "77°?! IT'S FUCKING NICE. Quit your...

By Kyle Munzenrieder

February 19, 2009

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Local TV stations work with the wisdom that in South Florida, weather is bigger than sports. Which may very well be true, but we found a website that's going to make TV weathercasts obsolete: THE FUCKING WEATHER.

What's the weather here at New Times HQ? "77°?! IT'S FUCKING NICE. Quit your bitching."

OK, maybe it's not that useful during hurricane season, but sometimes we wish Craig Setzer were so candid. [via Productivity Decreaser]

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