Yes, Ted Nugent may be "repulsed at the concept of man-on-man sex." But Uncle Ted offered to blow a male CBS reporter in return for a favor.
"I'm an extremely loving and passionate man, and people who investigate me honestly, without the baggage of political correctness, ascertain the conclusion that I'm a damned nice guy," Nugent recently told CBS correspondent Jeff Glor. "And if you can find a screening process more powerful than that, I'll suck your dick."
After realizing that he may have stuck his dick foot his mouth, Nugent looked off camera and into the eyes of an attractive female producer, Molly Kordares, to clear things up.
"Or fuck you, how's that sound?"
Ted Nugent Loses It During CBS Interview
The Nuge may have mean guitar licks. But the 63-year-old rocker and gun enthusiast is out of his fucking mind. That's why they call him the Motor City Madman.
On Tuesday, August 7, you can either (a) egg his tour bus or (b) buy into his backwoods brand of Americana when the Great White Buffalo Tour stops in Fort Lauderdale.
Before you make up your mind, however, here are five must-watch Nugent clips.
Ted's Love/Hate Relationship with Homosexuals
When Piers Morgan asked Nugent a hypothetical question about one of his sons coming out of the closet, the Detroit rocker said, "I'm repulsed at the concept of man-on-man sex, I think it's against nature, I think it's strange as hell. But if that's what you are, I love ya."
By love he probably meant disowning the child.
Ted's Bow and Arrow Encore
Given Nugent's passion for hunting and general lack of consideration for public safety, the management team at Revolution may have a tough task ahead of them.
The aging rockstar is known to shoot stuff--guitars, amps, "terrorist" dolls--at his shows. But at 63-year-olds, his aim might be a little off, putting those in the crowd, especially folks Nugent may deem suspicious, in harm's way.
Let's just hope he abides by Revolutions rule: items construed as weapons such as guns, knives, sticks, tasers, fireworks, or firearms are strictly prohibited.
Ted's Message for Hillary Clinton
Without actually saying it, Ted Nugent told Hillary Clinton to go fuck herself. Oh, Ted Kennedy and Nancy Pelosi too.
Why? Because they support reasonable gun control and he's supports killing shit.
Ted's Blanket Threat
"If Barack Obama becomes the President in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year."
What the fuck?
Understandably, Nugent's recent visit to the NRA convention in St. Louis resulted in a Secret Service investigation. We're hoping he shows us his birth certificate.
Ted's Ass
Ted has a message for anyone who's not down with right-wing America. These are just some of the prolific lyrics from Nugent's "Kiss my Ass" song.
Kiss my ass - Callin' ol Jesse Jackson
Kiss my ass - How about the IRS
Kiss my ass - Hey, Howard Stern
Kiss my ass - United Nations
Kiss my ass - All those Liberals
Kiss my ass - C'mon Sarah Brady
Ted Nugent. Tuesday, August 7. Revolution Live, 200 W. Broward Blvd, Fort Lauderdale. The show starts at 7 p.m. and tickets cost $32 plus fees via ticketmaster.com. Call 954-449-1025 or visit jointherevolution.net.
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