Sixthman's Non-Stop 2014 Music Cruisin' Lineup: Kid Rock, Kiss, Paramore, More!

Ever dream about drinkin' a brew with Kid Rock in Redneck Paradise? Well, wake the hell up. Because that's a real place, where golden sands, bikini-less babes, tatted-up dudes, and treasure chests of American Badass-brand beer await. So if you wanna party on a boat with the U.S. of A's...

By S. Pajot

February 13, 2014

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Ever dream about drinkin' a brew with Kid Rock in Redneck Paradise?

Well, wake the hell up. Because that's a real place, where golden sands, bikini-less babes, tatted-up dudes, and treasure chests of American Badass-brand beer await.

So if you wanna party on a boat with the U.S. of A's favorite ~~rap~~ country rocker, all you've gotta do is book a cabin aboard ' fifth annual Chillin' the Most Cruise, chuggin' outta Port Miami next month.

Prefer to rock out with your ~~cock out~~ socks off like Train, Paramore, Kiss, Florida Georgia Line, or Lynyrd Skynyrd?

That's cool too. Just check out Sixthman's non-stop 2014 music cruisin' lineup.

Sixthman's 2014 Music Cruise Lineup

Train's Sail Across the Sun. With John Oates of Hall & Oates, Michael Franti and Friends, and 12 other acts. Friday, February 14, to Tuesday, February 14. Norwegian Pearl, boarding at Port of Miami, 1015 N. America Way, Miami. Sailing from Miami to Grand Cayman. Visit sailacrossthesun.com.

Progressive Nation at Sea. With Jon Anderson of Yes, Transatlantic, and 21 other acts. Tuesday, February 18, to Saturday, February 22. Norwegian Pearl, boarding at Port of Miami, 1015 N. America Way, Miami. Sailing from Miami to Great Stirrup Cay and Grand Bahama Island. Visit progressivenationatsea.com.

The Rock Boat XIV. With Sister Hazel, Reel Big Fish, Collective Soul, Ed Kowalczyk of Live, and 29 other acts. Saturday, February 22, to Wednesday, February 26. Norwegian Pearl, boarding at Port of Miami, 1015 N. America Way, Miami. Sailing from Miami to Great Stirrup Cay. Visit therockboat.com.

Live Loud Festival at Sea. With Kris Allen, Bronze Radio Return, and 14 other acts. Wednesday, February 26, to Sunday, March 2. Norwegian Pearl, boarding at Port of Miami, 1015 N. America Way, Miami. Sailing from Miami to Great Stirrup Cay and Grand Bahama Island. Visit liveloudfestival.com.

Kid Rock's Chillin' the Most Cruise 2014. With Kid Rock and others. Monday, March 3, to Friday, March 7. Norwegian Pearl, boarding at Port of Miami, 1015 N. America Way, Miami. Sailing from Miami to Key West and Redneck Paradise. Visit kidrockcruise.com.

Parahoy!. With Paramore and others. Friday, March 7, to Tuesday, March 11. Norwegian Pearl, boarding at Port of Miami, 1015 N. America Way, Miami. Sailing from Miami to Great Stirrup Cay. Visit parahoy.com.

Kiss Kruise IV. With Kiss and others. Friday, October 31, to Tuesday, November 4. Norwegian Pearl, boarding at Port of Miami, 1015 N. America Way, Miami. Sailing from Miami to Great Stirrup Cay and Nassau, Bahamas. Visit thekisskruise.com.

Florida Georgia Line Cruise. With Florida Georgia Line and others. Saturday, November 8, to Wednesday, November 12. Norwegian Pearl, boarding at Port of Miami, 1015 N. America Way, Miami. Sailing from Miami to Nassau and Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas. Visit fglcruise.com.

Lynyrd Skynyrd's Simple Man Cruise VIII. With Lynyrd Skynyrd and others. Sunday, November 16, to Thursday, November 20. Norwegian Pearl, boarding at Port of Miami, 1015 N. America Way, Miami. Sailing from Miami to Nassau and Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas. Visit simplemancruise.com.

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