In Miami, we don't have to wait for the weekend to rock our stilettos, put on our little black dress, and party. That's because star-studded, vodka-fueled bashes seem to appear out of nowhere almost every night of the week.
Guess that must be why they call us the Magic City. Just check out the six best parties to crash this week.
See also: Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week
Hard Rock Sofa. With Dave Sol. Thursday, January 23, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $30-$40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. "Global domination is a time consuming affair," EDM duo Hard Rock Sofa writes on their official bio, "but not enough to slow down this mammoth Russian force." So brace yourself for a Russian invasion as the uhntz-uhntz czars kick off their U.S.A. tour at LIV.
See also: New Times' Concert Calendar
BLOND:ISH. With Ms. Mada. Thursday, January 23, 11 p.m., Treehouse, 323 23rd St., Miami Beach; 305-614-4478; treehousemiami.com. Tickets cost $15 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Platinum-haired Anstascia D'elene and Vivie Ann Bakos are a couple of badasses. Known collectively as BLOND:ISH, the two perfectly combine sultry basslines with smooth, subtle vocals, and turn them into deep house masterpieces. That's what we like to call blonde ambition.
Luminox. Friday, January 24, 11 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $20 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Shake your ass, get your trap on, and watch Luminox turn up the bass and throw a mega electronic "Tantrum."
Art Department. With ThunderPony. Saturday, January 25, 11 p.m., Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30-$40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Join the Crosstown Rebels of Art Department and party till the "Sun Comes Up" with Jonny White and Kenny Glasgow.
Robbie Rivera. Saturday, January 25, 11 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $20 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. "We Live for the Music," so party it up, "fight back in stereo, and push the volume" with Juicy Beach house legend Robbie Rivera.
Brass Knuckles. Sunday, January 26, 11 p.m., Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30-$40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. "[Go] off tonight and [sail] to the moon" with the 305's own Brass Knuckles.
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