Obama wins everything.
Game of horseshoes in the backyard? Obama wins. Beer Pong with the Prez? Barack is the champ. Play HORSE at the neighborhood park? Victory to the O-man.
Rock, paper, scissors? Freestyle cypher? Shot slamming? Uno? Dominos? Breath holding? Lap swimming? Tecmo Bowl? Mario Kart? Staring contest? Obama wins them all.
To celebrate his victory and another four years in office, here are the freshest new musical tributes to POTUS on the Internets, from Young Jeezy to some Croatian dude named Damir.
See also:
-Cypress Hill's B Real: "Guys Who Smoke Weed Can Relate to Obama, I Support Him"
-Pitbull Endorses Obama in Broward County: "Next Level! La Casa Blanca!" Daleee!
-Jay-Z Calls Mitt Romney a "Bitch" at Obama Rally in Ohio
-Obama vs. Romney: Top Ten Musical Endorsements, From Vanilla Ice to Pitbull
-Ten Nugent Predicts "President to Destroy America!" Top Ten Tweets on Obama's Win
In 2008, Jeezy dropped "My President Is Black." And now he's back with these sage words, commemorating Obama's historic reelection: "We waitin' on a savior, maybe Barack ... What does Romney know 'bout my ghetto to say the least? And with all the penitentiary packed just like the club, and it's supposed to be the land of the free, at least it was ... 99% of the country, they in debt, trillion-dollar deficit, nigga, that's a definite..."
Meanwhile, YouTube user Rick Charles is "so happy right now! It's not even a joke! The Haitian in me is about to come out! Uhhhmmm! Ooohhh" Hence, "Haitian Obama Song."
Cal Domine's song, "This Is Not A Pro-Obama Song," features the standout line: "Romney does not have your back, he's the fucking Antichrist. I know what you're thinking, this is not a pro-Obama song."
You don't know her. But Shayna Virostek is "Dreaming of a Black President." Goes a lil' like, "He is black, my niggas! And he's gonna be black in office! 'Cause his name starts with the B!"
And finally, this mysterious Croatian song about Obama by Damir Nikšić. Here is the Google translation of the powerful lyrics:
Hey, Obama! Hey, Obama!
You brought joy to us!
The light to be called darkness
Let not my Obama!
Let them be ashamed, let them be ashamed
Who do not like Obama!
No sweat, no drama
While us our Obama!
Wash down the shame
Wash down the scum
Those who voted
Obama again!
Merrily with Obama
Without Obama's sad
Obama is now well
A Romney ugly
Hey, Obama! Hey, Obama!
You brought joy to us!
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