Twerkin' is the best way to celebrate any holiday.
Do it on a pumpkin. Do it on a Turkey. Do it atop a Christmas tree. Do it on a giant candy heart that reads "U R GR8." Do it on a wrecking ball while naked and screaming, "We Can't Stop!," at an stadium-sized rave in downtown Miami.
Just ask over-the-top ratchet white-girl party princess Miley Cyrus, who'll be twerkin' to Bangerz all across the continent, from Valentine's Day in Vancouver to Ultra Music Festival time (or at least what'll likely be its first weekend) in the MIA.
Check the cut for Miley Cyrus' full 38-city Bangerz Tour schedule. And sign up for the Facebook RSVP for chances to buy early tix.
See also: Miley Cyrus' Top Ten Fashion Freakouts
Miley Cyrus' Bangerz Tour ScheduleFebruary 14 Pepsi Live @ Rogers Arena, Vancouver, BC
February 16 Tacoma Dome, Tacoma, WA
February 20 Honda Center, Anaheim, CA
February 22 Staples Center, Los Angeles, CA
February 24 Oracle Arena, Oakland, CA
February 25 SAP Center, San Jose, CA
February 27 US Airways Center, Phoenix, AZ
March 1 MGM Grand Garden Arena, Las Vegas, NV
March 4 Pepsi Center, Denver, CO
March 6 CenturyLink Center, Omaha, NE
March 7 Allstate Arena, Chicago, IL
March 9 BMO Harris Bradley Center, Milwaukee, MI
March 10 Xcel Energy Center, St. Paul, MI
March 12 American Airlines Center, Dallas, TX
March 13 BOK Center, Tulsa, OK
March 15 AT&T Center, San Antonio, TX
March 16 Toyota Center, Houston, TX
March 18 New Orleans Arena, New Orleans, LA
March 20 Tampa Bay Times Forum, Tampa, FL
March 22 American Airlines Arena, Miami, FL
March 24 Amway Center, Orlando, FL
March 25 Philips Arena, Atlanta, GA
March 29 Bell Centre, Montreal, QC
March 31 Air Canada Centre, Toronto, ON
April 2 TD Garden, Boston, MA
April 3 IZOD Center, East Rutherford, NJ
April 5 Barclays Center, Brooklyn, NY
April 7 Time Warner Cable Arena, Charlotte, NC
April 8 PNC Arena, Raleigh, NC
April 10 Verizon Center, Washington, DC
April 12 The Palace Of Auburn Hills, Detroit, MI
April 13 Schottenstein Center, Columbus, OH
April 15 Sprint Center, Kansas City, KS
April 16 Scottrade Center, St. Louis, MO
April 18 Bridgestone Arena, Nashville, TN
April 19 KFC YUM! Center, Louisville, KY
April 22 Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA
April 24 Nassau Veterans War Memorial Coliseum, Uniondale NY
Miley Cyrus' Bangerz Tour. Saturday, March 22. American Airlines Arena, 601 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. Tickets go on sale to American Express card members at 10 a.m. on Tuesday, November 12, and the general public on Saturday, November 16 via livenation.com. Call 786-777-1000 or visit aaarena.com.
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